So how about a little break from the last few post... heard this on Focus on the Family the other day...
Mable was a bit concerned, her son David got a roommate... Stephanie. David assured Mable that it was purely platonic and that nothing was going on. But Mable wanted to find out and she was sure that she could figure it out if she came over for dinner. So she went over and Stephanie created a great meal for them all, and Mable went home.
A few day's later Stephanie came to David and said, "I'm not saying she took it, but ever since your mom came over my sterling silver gravy ladle has been missing." David was stunned at the accusation, but after some more conversation he decided that he would email his mom and ask her about it.
"Mom, I'm not saying you took it... but ever since you came over for dinner Stephanie's sterling silver gravy ladle has been missing."
A few days later Mom replied. "Honey, I'm not saying you and Stephanie are sleeping together but if she were sleeping in her own bed she would have found it!"
Classic!