Probably one of the best stories I've ever read. A mom finds alcohol in her son's car and decides to sell the car, the ad to sell the car said:
OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.
Just awesome.